This one is taken from fun headlines in an article about the Onion in the NY Times:

Strange Meetings

The
“Man Who Thought
He’d Lost
All Hope
L o s e s L a s t
Additional Bit of Hope
He Didn’t Even Know
He
Still
Had”

met

the
“Depressed?
Try Liposuction
on that
Pesky Head”
guy.

Oddly enough,
they hit it off.

Just then,
“Man Surprised
He Still Had Peg
to
Be
Taken
Down”
saw them
together.

That’s when
things got ugly.